His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)(via boomboxes-dictionaries) I’m not even going to talk about the puckered love cave. I want to talk about this: “Mewl” means to cry weakly or whimper, like a baby. That means he cried weakly like a baby, while smirking like a carnivorous female hamster. That’s not...
Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with...– Lemony Snicket (via vanished)