July 2012
16 posts
“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...”
– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)(via boomboxes-dictionaries)
I’m not even going to talk about the puckered love cave. I want to talk about this:
“Mewl” means to cry weakly or whimper, like a baby. That means he cried weakly like a baby, while smirking like a carnivorous female hamster. That’s not...
“Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with...”
– Lemony Snicket (via vanished)
